MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ABG was founded during a nicotine relapse and an emotionally devastating Chinatown situationship.

Our design philosophy:
if it looks like your Asian parents would hate it,
we’re close.

This brand is dedicated to:
girls who vape indoors,
girls who say “I’m outside” while still at home,
girls with screen time reports that should qualify as federal crimes,
and girls who could ruin your life but choose not to because they’re tired.

Every piece is tested under real conditions:
2AM mental breakdowns,
club bathroom lighting,
and emotional warfare via iMessage.

We believe in:
lip gloss over stability,
toxicity as an aesthetic,
and disappearing for 3–5 business days after catching feelings.